Free First Test Sign Up

Signing up for the free test will take between five and fifteen minutes. You will agree to the disclaimer, upload a photograph, and fill out some basic information (just what’s needed to do your test correctly, and get it back to you when it’s done).

  • This test must be filled out by yourself, and is not available for minors. This is because we do a more in-depth intake when working with children.
  • Also keep in mind, this test is free, and there is no requirement to buy anything. However, we do sell testing services; if food allergies come up for you, then you can pay to have foods tested. Some choose to tackle issues on their own; others choose to use our services. Services cost $30-150 for most clients for testing that should happen once every three months. We have no other upsells, and we even will help you get products you need at wholesale prices when possible.
  • Our testing is flexible. If you do order profiles with us, you will get to choose what types of test you want us to select from, and what types of protocols. You can set budget limitations, or restrict us from including tests on areas you are not interested in.
  • Finally, our testing is non-medical. You can’t bring our reports to a doctor and ask them to make something out of them, or really use them in any context other than exploring what improves your bioenergetic field’s presence. That’s what we do here, and we do not deduce from our results any medically significant information.

Start Your Intake

    Optional: This is to have a backup in case there is a problem with your e-mail, and potentially to ask you questions directly if there is an issue with your intake. Occasionally we reach out if there is something surprising coming up during testing.

    Please note that you can change at any time by resubmitting this document with updated information. FreeFirstTest requires no fee whatsoever. Other tests will not be run until both payment and intake are completed, but you can start on your intake even before you have sent payment.

    What areas would you like included in your testing?

    Need to do this later? Complete this intake without the photograph, and send it at the photograph upload page.

    We need a photograph of you (your face), with your eyes closed. You can optionally also send us a full body shot, including below your feet and above your head, with your arms at your sides with palms facing the camera (use a timer on your phone to do this--do not use a mirror for personal photographs). You do not need to do anything special with these photographs, but they should be taken in a place where you normally spend time, and a time where you feel normal or a bit on the not wonderful side. Don’t take photographs after acute illness or injury (while you’re sick), but if you’re feeling not your absolute best, this might help us hone in problems flaring up during such times. On the other hand, don’t take your photograph directly after twelve hours of consecutive healing sessions, or while on a trip to a place you normally don’t spend time, or directly after exercising. These will all bias our results.

    The most reliable way to give us access to your photograph(s) is to upload it to a storage service (NextCloud, Google Photos, iCloud, OneDrive, etc.) then share the link with us. Make sure that link sharing is turned on. You can upload multiple folders by sharing the folder they are in, or by uploading them all as a zip file.

    If you are sending additional variables (foods for testing, supplements, etc.), please share the link to the folder or zip file where they are contained. For more information on the variables you can and should submit for testing, visit the Photograph Collection page. Feel free to submit additional photographs later using the form on that page if you don't have all variables present right now.


    Do you agree to all aspects of the following disclaimer? Write your name and check that you accept below.

    This service is non-medical. Work with a licensed physicians for all cases where you are seeking medical answers, diagnostics, and help.

    This disclaimer will explain that this is a biometric energy test based on establishing norms for research parameters of energetic reactions inside the cell. This educational test measures how to balance your “biometric energy field” and not your physical health. We are in no way responsible your actions based on this testing or their consequences.

    A Non-Medical, BioEnergetic Test
    Why you should order our test
    Our test evaluates the biometrics of energy. It should not be used for medical examination.

    Personal Responsibility for Actions
    The testing provided does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prescribe. You are solely responsible for all decisions and actions you make. Our information is educational only, and it has not been evaluated by the FDA. It is not a substitute for medical advice, diagnosis, or treatment. We do not have any control over how you may choose to use said information, therefore we cannot be held responsible for your actions. You are liable for all ramifications of your actions, including personal injury, expenses, illness, or death.

    Client confidentiality
    All client information will be kept confidential. All client information will be released to the client directly. Your information may be used anonymously for research, but at no point will personal names, addresses, or other potentially sensitive information be used. Your information may be released to practitioners you are working with if you give permission.

    Authorized Representatives and Direct Use Only Clause
    By ordering this test you agree that the name of the person indicated for testing is the name of the person whose saliva swab was collected. If ordering for someone else, you must note yourself as their authorized representative with legal permission.

    Non-Research Use Only
    By ordering this test you agree that it is for personal use only and you are not ordering a research test or using test results for the purpose of research expressed as written scientific writing or other spoken or published information without our knowing consent. Test data may not be published or publicly shared without our permission.

    Government Agents
    By ordering this test you certify that you are not working with or for a government agency or working with any agency or lab engaged with observing our test system.

    On Personal Phone Consultations
    Your phone counselor may go over information about your personal health with you (such as in intake, or listening to your story), but may not interpret, diagnose, treat, cure, or prescribe based on that information. The purpose of all phone appointments is “energy balance” based on your biometric energy screening.

    Constrictions of use
    This test may not be used for medical evaluation. We to not diagnose, treat, cure, or prescribe, nor do we offer information that will assist in diagnosing, treating, curing, or prescribing.

    Use with your doctor
    Doctors and other care providers should not use the information from our tests as diagnostic tests or medical evaluation.

    I agree to all items of the above disclaimer and by submitting this intake I signify that I have read and understood all portions.